The only proper way to acquire this car is from your grandparent’s estate. 

No matter how much you stan for him, Elon is never going to notice you.

Yep, I do think this particular feature is fantastic...

While it’s probably a fair price, in today’s market, I’d be afraid of the karma that would come with it. Do I want to enable legalized extortion? Is the previous owner dead? Or in prison? A crime victim? Or, just incredibly stupid? A repo, for the same price, would have far fewer unanswered questions.

Did you read between the lines there? Oil pump drive BELT. This is as bad as Chevy using a 3.0 duramax engine that has a rear mounted oil pump drive belt, requiring transmission removal to change it. A belt has no business driving a oil pump. It needs to be direct drive, INSIDE the engine and good for the life of the…

“ Ash Vandelay, an award-winning motorsport Twitch streamer and official Red Bull Racing content creator,”

Now I want a screaming chicken on the hood.

TLC always translates to TruckLoads of Cash in my experience. Love the “louvers” and dishrag front plate cover.

And if you want to avoid that, do not vote for Crooked Trump or anyone who supports or does business with that crook, his family, the crooked Trump Organization or its affiates. 

No, it just needs spark plugs or maybe plug wires, or some other cheap and easily installed part, but the seller is just too busy and would rather sell the car at a loss than make the easy fix, that is the way Craigslist works, it is a buyers paradise out there, honest...

The beady-eyed headlights, the utter blankness of its fascia, the jowly flabbiness of its proportions...yup, I’d say the “stylist” was paying homage to Putin’s favorite bitch:

A car from a time when automakers thought they could sell more trucks by making them look like sedans. Today, you want to sell a car you need to make it look like a truck.

The first owner, no. The second who buys it CPO, probably not. The third, fourth, and so on? You bet they are. Just like I wrench on my Mercedes and BMWs. Though in the case of those, I am the only owner of one and the second owner of the other two. I’m just too cheap to pay somebody to do things I can do myself. But…

Yup that part. But this could have been a real good PR stunt to. Have the boy spend a day at the court house in the big seat, learning about how the court works and laws, maybe give the boy a badge and everything. That would have been a good “Punishment” and a saving grace, but ah the courts couldn’t be bothered huh.

If you want to impose some punishment, maybe start with the idiot officer who started the whole thing?

That lede image is so profoundly sad it’s crushing. Look at that body language. That is the picture of the very instant a young man’s entire world view changed from something full of hope and joy and excitement to something full of fear and anger and cynicism.

You’ve taut me something today.

As a recovering LR owner and small time hoarder of such oddities I can safely say ND at all to the Disco I or II under any circumstances. The answer is always ND. I owned one of these and it was a money and time suck, a black hole with no event horizon until the day I cried “No mas” and dumped it.

Your mechanic after you buy this

Worse, its predecessor was one of Toyota’s most graceful designs. The first time I saw one of these I felt like Toyota had punched me in the face.