I feel like there’s a lot going on in your head right now.

Because you need VIN plates and a title for the one you stole?
 
Dunno if there’s a YearOne equivalent for the 911, where you can get more or less everything but the VIN. That’s about the only reason I could think of for buying this thing.

Very nice. All the tires are the same pressure. Great work. 

The speedometer checks out.  The large white numbers are km/h, while the smaller, yellow numbers are mph.  

This is pretty accurate. Now that you mention it, I don’t think I’ve ever met an Infiniti owner I would enjoy hanging out with. My impression is that they are always seconds away from trying to rope you into some kind of MLM scam.

Does it include the cost of a billboard truck and driver to follow you everywhere, proclaiming ‘IT’S NOT A PROWLER!’?

Finally, a late-model Porsche drops in value.

You aren’t going to believe this, but Senna and Schumacher were also insufferable assholes. 

The seller’s real problem here is depreciation. Phantoms this old just cost this much WITHOUT branded titles because that’s how fast luxury cars de-value. So I could buy this one with unknown, unverifiable damage and an uncertain history, or for a little more (relatively) I could buy this clean one:

Only if you are trying to become a car YouTuber and you need a foolish, cheap, very bad idea of a ride to get started.

Not knowing anything about these - $7k seems fair for a non-rusty trucklet that’s super unique in the US.

A life lived in fear is no life at all.

the gall of saying Porsche’s iconic Guards Red isn’t the better color smh

I was going to say: $20k, Okay. $30k, No Way.

For those of you that don’t remember the final days of the VW wagons, these were getting serious discounts. This clown probably paid this price for it new.

It’s painfully obvious how Trump won a second time.

The most common length of a roll of duct tape is 54m (60 yards), 180 feet. 25,001 rolls would be 4,500,180 feet or, 850 miles of duct tape.

town car trunks use ‘dead hookers’ as a unit of measure

“That’s not a jeep, it’s not nearly rusty enough”

Between the temp tags, the respray in a different color/painted black trim, and speedometer in mph... Something doesn’t add up.  Are there major issues/reason why the car wasn’t registered/owned long term by the seller?  I’d walk away and find another one.  Lots of 6-series around, and most are reasonably priced.