Hey, there’s zero difference between your so called “real” oil and my oil NFT

This is not someone who I’d trust with regularly scheduled maintenance. What if they just BELIEVE the oil is clean? 

Cheaper than all of these yakuza tattoos I got. Talk about a mistake. Especially cutting off this finger.

Qanon warned us about the danger of groomers.

Not the way I drive. For the same reason I’m not getting the purple, or lime green car.

This van cries out for a van-related name emblazoned in gold leaf

Not only that, but Tesla’s primary market segment of first adopters were the ones who believed in Saint Elon, the visionary liberal, futurist. His behavior over Twitter has pretty much dispelled all parts of that image. How many of his followers want to follow Elon the alt-right slur-champion and world renowned…

Honey smells like bee spit.

To the surprise of absolutely no one who has ever tried to deal with one.

They did successfully sue 60 Minutes though.

There are a lot of things in this world that I dearly love, but absolutely do not want.

This is easily the most interesting Jalopnik article of the year.

Honesty. I don’t think honesty is too much to ask. This Stepford setup and insistence that “everything is perfect” is deceitful. They’d be far better off acknowledging their actual issues, and understanding something about the global car market, outside Vietnam.

At least he had the common sense to wait until he was back in the US, or he could have VinDisappeared.

Great write up. Kudos on not being afraid to speak truth to power.

Why do German luxury cars age so badly?

There’s literally nothing I could care about less than hurting Ted Cruz personally. In fact, I probably fall more on the side of being in favor of him experiencing discomfort and unhappiness...

I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

Given the shit they pulled with the unauthorized repair, I think I would have been tempted to answer their question about finding the tool with a “nope, sorry.” (Actually, I think I would have offered to go look for it right away, while noting that the search fee would be $750.)