I live near an air museum that has an airworthy B-17 and a B-25. The sounds and sight of those old beasts are magnificent, but it’s hard not to wonder about the safety of flying antique planes that were built under wartime emergency production standards.

Or dogs. I see a lot of these at the dog park.

CVT 🤢

LOL, a little tap. Next year, all the teams will go above cap limits!

This one has the 2.2 liter OM615 diesel four, which in this model makes—now, don’t you laugh—60 horsepower and 93 lb-ft of torque, both net numbers. Even backed up by Mercedes’ four-speed manual as is equipped here, that makes for some leisurely motoring. That means should you choose to use the car for bank robberies…

at least ICEmobiles’ exhaust can be decently cleaned up

Ladies and Gentlemen I present the CyberSedan

♩ ♬ Oh Lord, won’t you bury my Mercedes Benz? ♪ ♫

Considering what dickish ways it’s constantly in the news for how Kia/Hyundai treat their customers, it’d be a cold day in hell before I bought used or new from them.  ND to the 10th power.

BRB, gotta drive to Phoenix.

Isn’t this the quintessential brown wagon that the Jalops here salivate over?

3rd Gear: With your Amazon Prime membership, in addition to Whole Foods and Amazon Rewards, you can now save on BMW subscriptions and pay-for-features.  Unlocking those turn signals has never been more affordable!

Hyundai: “We’re getting some bad PR for this mess, first the thefts and now the not free fix, at least it won’t get worse.”

When it comes to customer support and admitting their cars are garbage, there is no more arrogant manufacturer than Hyundai. Do. Not. Buy. Them.  You’ll thank me later.

Nice price only because the used car market is royally effed up. It is a very appropriate car for this site though, being a brown manual wagon from a defunct brand and all.

Kinja’s new feature = replacing images & video with pale grey blocks!

Honestly? My thought goes to someone cosplaying “handsome small-town rancher’s son played opposite an ex-Disney star that just moved from the city to this dreary town at the foot of the Rockies”

The Museum of Meh. Other exhibits include DiGiorno pizza and the Carter Administration. 

That and an Acura that’s notorious for transmission failures, and a Chevy with a V8 hooked to a transaxle with even lower transmission longevity than the Acura lmao. Throw in a GM product with a timing-chain-shredding 3.6L V6 while we’re at it.

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