3rd Gear: With your Amazon Prime membership, in addition to Whole Foods and Amazon Rewards, you can now save on BMW subscriptions and pay-for-features.  Unlocking those turn signals has never been more affordable!

Hyundai: “We’re getting some bad PR for this mess, first the thefts and now the not free fix, at least it won’t get worse.”

When it comes to customer support and admitting their cars are garbage, there is no more arrogant manufacturer than Hyundai. Do. Not. Buy. Them.  You’ll thank me later.

Nice price only because the used car market is royally effed up. It is a very appropriate car for this site though, being a brown manual wagon from a defunct brand and all.

Kinja’s new feature = replacing images & video with pale grey blocks!

Honestly? My thought goes to someone cosplaying “handsome small-town rancher’s son played opposite an ex-Disney star that just moved from the city to this dreary town at the foot of the Rockies”

The Museum of Meh. Other exhibits include DiGiorno pizza and the Carter Administration. 

That and an Acura that’s notorious for transmission failures, and a Chevy with a V8 hooked to a transaxle with even lower transmission longevity than the Acura lmao. Throw in a GM product with a timing-chain-shredding 3.6L V6 while we’re at it.

Easy:

Seller is gonna need to find a cheaper school.

When they had 3-speed automatics, it was the GM THM400. Probably the most reliable part on the whole damn car.

“We’re becoming very concerned that since we’ve been charging 10-50k over MSRP forcing consumers to essentially be upside down forever, that they won’t keep buying cars which we didn’t think would happen and is very confusing to us.”

Speaking of British bombs, let’s pour out a 40… of Guinness

In that case, I will walk this path alone. I wish you well, you who cannot join me.

I’ll pay the same $5850 the seller paid for it.

Seems like you also hate starting your sentences with capital letters.

Can you imagine bringing this in for repair and they throw you in a Dodge Avenger loaner?  Yea Merc, BMW, and Lexus won’t do you like that.

Unpopular Opinion: I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, Stellantis will have a hard time (and so will their dealers) until they adopt the future while still having plenty of competitive products to sell in the showrooms in the present. No Stellantis US Brand Dealership has a complete model lineup akin to a…

I don’t get the internal strife. You work for a large auto manufacturing concern. It’s not like Alfa created the Tonale without using Stellantis support. Engineering, parts, money, manufacturing... What percentage of the tonale is Stellantis corporate? More than a little. I get that Alfa needed a win, but Dodge needed…

Turns out Americans would rather own something they can buy and get serviced at their local Dodge dealer as opposed to trying to find an Alfa dealer within driving radius that will still be open in 5 years. It doesn’t matter how nice this car is, if the only way you could get one in the US is by going to an Alfa…