I think “hilariously great” is a bit of a stretch... maybe a “good chuckle” would better describe it.

I honestly could see peanut butter on a burger. But jelly? No.

Watching a C-5 take off, you swear you can simply run alongside of it laughing because it’ll never make it off the ground.

Like an Amazon Fire Phone? Shocker. Now you know how Android users feel when an app is iPhone only.

...or bang bored housewives.

I bet you’re a ball at parties...

Have you read anything written by Tyler? He's one of the most thorough and respected authors on Gawker.

I figured it was a scar caused by the friction of the giant brass balls of the crew of the tanker dragging down the runway.

The mark on the runway isn’t from the f4, it’s a result of the pilot’s pants finally exploding.

He’s famous and has devoted underlings who fix it for him. They get jobs from him, make money, and bathe in the light of his celebrity.

Jesus, what a fucking scumbag.

I honestly thought you guys were annoying and overly hostile just to Apple users. Glad to see it’s just your personalities, easier to brush off.

Sounds like a pharmaceutical. “Do you suffer from chronic type 8 diabetes associated with adult onset ADHD? Ask your doctor if Glextor is right for you!”

SCOTT NORWOOD HAS A NAME!!

Yea, but is Flacco elite?

With all due respect to reader Benjamin, Jon Gruden has clearly committed to Kurt Russell’s Snake Pliskenn growl.

Then this happened...

What did JFK’s brain matter taste like?

Say it’s a lamp?

So, this is next? (NSFW?)