12 year old girls*

His success really boils down to his appealing to the lowest common denominator. And 12 year old boys. They’re rampant on Youtube.

“[Money], I just feel like it’s not important.”

No, you’re beautiful.

They have, on average. Look the footage again. American Pharaoh runs two seconds behind Secretariat. Slower, but not crazy slower. Certainly not slower than Secretariat’s competitors. But American Pharaoh’s competitors are faster too.

It’s not the tech, Secretariat was a genetic freak and was put on Earth for one reason, to go fast. Secretariat is the outlier not the norm. He had a enlarged heart ,norm 8 lbs his 22 lbs.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Watching Sham, a tremendous horse who would have been a triple crown contender any other year, in the Belmont is amazing. He ran with Secretariat for half the race, and got beat by 50 lengths. That is what happens to a normal horse when it tries to run at that pace for a mile and a half.

They’re warranted here! Did you see that crazy shit Doc was talking?!

That's on The Ocho, mi amigo

once Simmons played the testicular fortitude card, the damage could not be reversed.

Or the lack thereof.

He can’t refer to Roger Goodell’s anatomy.

Correction: The 287th replay of the 2014 World Series of Poker

Just to clarify, Stephen A. Smith can belittle women and defend domestic violence with impunity, but Simmons can’t refer to basic anatomy?

Absolute bullshit, having an ESPN talent associate with a fake sport. Shameful really, since he works for a sports network. Next on the Deuce: the 2014 World Series of Poker.

Deflated balls. Testicular fortitude. A network of dicks. Sensing a theme.

The first straw was being a 40-year-old wrestling fan.

If you read this article as anything other than sympathetic to Simmons for getting royally fucked over by ESPN, I think you’re bringing your own biases to it rather than spotting ours.

Who wants a smugstache ride?