The world doesn't need an otterbox truther.

FYI: If the sun blew up the very moment you were reading this, you could look up at the sun in the sky and not know about the explosion for 8 minutes. That’s how far away the sun is. You would literally never see it coming. Crazy, eh?

Wait for it...

Fuck Comcast.

The first few seconds of the universe was a period known as rapid inflation. In the first ten billionths of a second (or so), the universe jumped from a singularity to the size of the earth, which when you do the math is considerably faster than the speed of light. I believe its thought that rapid inflation occurred…

This is a very, very, very crude explanation, but we are talking about metric expansion here, which is on a completely different scale than “local” distance measurement.

Well, we are speeding apart, but that doesn’t figure into this. It’s just the distance. Light travels really fast (186,000 miles per second), but it does take time to get where it’s going. You’d never notice the travel time anywhere in your normal life, because any distance measurable on the Earth, light can travel…

I’ve never commented on Kinja nor have i felt compelled to. But I can’t help myself; the current state of America is completely fucked. Period. And no one is listening.

So two people having sex and one of them is really not into it? Porn really hasn’t changed in 200 years!

I just tried one here at Build. Here are some thoughts if anyone is interested.

Man, we humans have such meaningless lives that we sit around and watch other people’s lives as entertainment.

Fill it with One Direction fans and close it up.

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I had no idea that Robert Durst still had internet access.

I’m excited to see more organic materials such as wood and leather be used for phones and gadgets. I’ve had a bamboo backed Moto X for two weeks through a trial program, and it was wonderful to hold. It’s so much easier to mentally accept slight imperfections and wear/tear on organic material. Wood and leather don’t…

In other words, it’s crappy but we have to get on the hype train and kiss some apple ass to stay in business.

As a Cubs fan I am accustomed to waiting. Usually until next year.

It’s the only time all season the Cubs will be anywhere near number 1.

I was visiting from Houston, and had a prior engagement I had to attend. So I left around the third inning.