look forward to innovating with them on other ambitious programming ideas over these next several years - both for the network and for digital

My dormmate once pissed on my desk in the middle of the night. He stood at it in his drunken/half-asleep haze thinking it was a toilet.

The very next weekend when stammering back to the dorm drunk he tripped walking up stairs and chipped half of his front tooth clean off.

Donald Trump Jr. and Ted Cruz deserved to have each other as roommates in college

I understand when guys get tackled and it breaks up the play so they stay down for a minute or whatever, but there are so many times where if the guy just got up and kept running he would have a clear chance. This woman just proved how valuable that can be and makes it that much more irritating when the men fail to do…

It may be a cliche but it’s true: losing hurts worse than winning feels good.

Can we remember some This Is SportsCenter?

Congrats Cubbies!

Seriously, this shit pisses me off so much. I understand the benefits of a 3 vs. a long 2 over the course of the game, but when its the last shot, that doesn’t matter! Just get as close as you can! You could see he was actively trying to make sure his feet were behind the line. Idiot.

Wait, so are you saying this was staged or not? You only said so 6 fucking times out of 7 sentences, so I can’t tell for sure.

This is the most effective implement to cut a pizza:

An early third-rounder would have been a round better than what they got, considering a third-round compensatory pick comes after the third round.

I think the order of the compensatory picks is determined based on what they’re compensating (i.e. which free agent left the team) rather than the record of the team they’re given to. In 2015 the Pats had the first compensatory pick in exchange for Talib leaving, despite winning the Super Bowl the year before. I’m not…

That’s fair, though in Lombardi’s case he’s been talking about how bad the Pats D has been all year, and made specific comments about Collins (and Hightower).

They would have gotten a compensatory pick when he left, probably a 3rd rounder. They just moved up the year in which they got it.

Michael Lombardi posted some plausible reasoning on Twitter:

That gum you like is going to come back in style.

I love the studio guys showing that classic German lightheartedness and sense of humor

They started in a normal victory formation but after the defense tried to swat the ball multiple times, they switched to shotgun. I guess because the ball would be out of the center’s hands quicker.

The real problem here was the clock stopping after each offsides penalty. The offense snapped the ball like 10 times and got 3 seconds off the clock. In theory, the defense could have gotten unlimited attempts at this, with the only penalty being 5 yards (and eventually half the distance) as long as the clock wasn’t…

Who would argue against that other than Badgers fans?