No, no, once we’re post-sexist, voting for Hillary will be unnecessary because we won’t have to prove we’re not sexist anymore.

Also, prospective romantic partners will not want to make the sex with you, because boxers are bad.

Nice! All the players on my team in my 2-person league made the start list!

One of the potential sanctions for spoliation of evidence in court is an instruction to the jury that the alleged fact for which the evidence has been destroyed be deemed proven. Until I see otherwise, the police’s failure to release the video proves that there was no gun in Keith Scott’s hand.

To be fair, sometimes it’s hard to trot forward with a huge dinger

Mad or Mad Online?

Jesus Christ.

If you didn’t see this thread of tweets earlier, please enjoy (click to see the full thread):

If the injury gods really wanted the Browns to suck, they would have kept RG3 healthy for 16 games

You cheap bastards couldn’t spring for a brick with the logo on it? What are you guys in bankruptcy or somethi...oh, sorry.

I’ve never understood why people love Chick-fil-A so much. It’s like any other fast food place that has chicken, except that’s all they have. Fast food: with less options.

It’s almost like them winning the division last year was because of how atrocious the other teams in the division were and not because Washington was any good. Weird!

I’ve seen/heard a few people refer to the fact that the Browns had or “took” a 20-2 lead today. They also had a 20-0 lead which seems like the more relevant number, because it shows they blew a 20 point lead rather than an 18 point lead, and the play that made it go from 20-2 instead of 21-0 was a key part of the…

Playing the Texans on a short week is going to be tough, but I can’t wait for Rex Ryan to get fired for losing to a 3rd string QB after week 4.

And yet it never stops him from passing judgment on those same people who he says he hasn’t met

What a big, orange, angry boy you are! Yes you are, yes you are!

Can I get some more of those dancing Pokemon, or...?

Don’t sleep on the gorilla suit incident.

My money’s on The World