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but he smiled when he played baseball

So, fuck this guy then. He got all the love when he died, but he would clearly have been guilty of manslaughter had he lived. He killed two people.

On the bright side, no one there will have to stream it personally.

They can just watch our desktops remotely.

That’s my quarterback.

Romo receivers always end up in tears.

No he was born a female. He was not born intersex. He was born with female sex organs and XX hence a female.

A-fucking-men. I don’t know a single person who likes Canzano, personally or as a writer. My grandma hates him. My parents hate him. My peers hate him. Other journalists hate him!

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

“Durant should lease Russell Westbrook’s head because he owns his space.” @ColinCowherd #THeHerd #HotTake

Marvel Studios Executive: [frantically greenlights Uncle Drew: Battle of Justice Dawn: Guardians Of The Dark World: The Re-Reckoning Of The League Of Time Soldiers]

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

“Oh great so I gotta start off extra innings with some dude clogging up the base path in front of my hitters? Not on your life dude.” Dusty Baker

Tim Duncan famously backed Joe Lacob down in the paint and, then being sure to keep his pivot foot firmly planted, gave two strong head fakes, before going up with a two handed lay-up using the glass.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).

Dr. Richard Kimble has been looking for this kid.

don’t forget the time required to write fake emails to yourself