Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

She’s not cheering, she’s shrieking at a pitch that makes small woodland creatures run for their lives. There’s no reason for her to be doing this in an arena. Clap, yell, shout, these are all fine. Becoming a Steven Tyler-style screech witch for 2 halves of basketball goes against all that is good with humanity.

New York could use a second team

Eh, predictable. Just like his mom, he couldn’t resist the West.

Right? The Earth should have been a disc.

The last guy I knew who went by Spider suffered a much worse fate.

If this thread shows up as the last item in Anthony Bourdain’s internet history, I won’t be shocked.

If he was any good at stopping things before they bust we wouldn’t be here, would we?

I’m a little surprised a convicted pedophile was able to play college sports, but mostly stunned it wasn’t on a full ride at MSU.

“Just as I thought, no Father figure.”

John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John Wall, backwards hat guy, divorce, John…

“NEIIIIIIII!”

Lebron: You have chest pains.

An ailment otherwise known as Lebronchitis.

Harden has the corniest game of any superstar in the league. Beyond that fugazi foul above, half his drives involve shoving the ball into a defender and snapping his head back while shrieking. It’s genuinely unwatchable. Which sucks, of course. I’d really like to enjoy watching the team with the best record in the…

Amy Miller: Honey? Are these things I’m hearing about payoffs true?

Jesus fucking Christ. He threatened to shoot up a school less than a week after a school shooting and you’re acting like he’s the guy from the Green Mile. I know Richie Incognito is a huge piece of shit and all, but maybe Martin should be somewhat responsible for this one?

“Hello, Sharks. I’m seeking a $125,000 investment for 20% of my mobile app company called UDon’tHitWomenOnMyWatch...”

“You’re not literally a beat writer.”

my family read your comment and they are offended