It really pissed off Joe Buck, though.

That’s a really nice gesture, and something he can be way more proud of than his Marlins 2003 ring.

The ticker is separate from the show being broadcast. MLB Network’s ticker isn’t giving updates about the Yankees buying Ruth from Boston during re-airs of Ken Burns, either.

I’d be tempted to do one of these videos but make the color green and end the video by turning to the camera and saying, “We’re having a Velociraptor. We spared no expense.”

And then the screen goes black with a loud raptor scream from Jurassic Park.

Would a miscarriage be considered a balk?

Well it’s probably not going to be an athlete.

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

Not even close. Tanaka lost a no hitter and the game in a way more infuriating fashion when he got shelled for six runs in the first inning against the Astros, last month.

So Tiger was driving a $200,000 Mercedes Benzodiazepine?

hope his buick is ok

The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

details of how exactly he fell are not known

Report: NFL Expected To Shorten Overtime

I know that there are people who listen to this show, but for the life of me, I can’t figure out why.

But what about the SubwayFreshTakeHotline? How am I going to get my fill of luke-warm sports takes if every other sentence isn’t sponsored by Subway?

Now who will feed me 3+ hours of Johnsonville and Lifelock endorsements every morning, sandwiched around 20-30 minutes of tepid NFL takes and bad Twitter hashtags?

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

Everyone’s flashing leather in Tampa today.