Irsay: “There were really just too many bumps to ignore here.”

Quoth the raven: “Zachary Orr.”

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

A better title for his book should have been First Round Exit.

The shot clock in the Lebron dunk is at 13

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

One in hole!

Demoff responded by continuing to reside in Southern California.

To bring attention to mental health awareness, Ndamukong Suh wore cleats with other NFL players imprinted on them.

Calling Les Miles, Les Miles, to the white courtesy phone please.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Congrats! What position did you play?

If Asthma was personified, it’d look like him.

Also affecting his play...being Brock Osweiler

R...E....B....U...I....L..D

“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” - George Carlin

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

+1 Marty McFly