Sounds like a lot of cash rhythmically slapped into his palm.

I’m a Tribe fan (clearly) but I honestly can’t be the only one already sick of the throat gagging blowjob the media is having over this guy, right?

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Geez. Even the refs don’t watch WNBA games.

And you want to be my latex salesman.

Brown ale?

Addendum to counterpoint: Jack Buck was also a shit broadcaster.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

But it literally happened. She could have shaken his hand, she could have just touched a shoulder, but she embraced him. Trying to read into the quality of the embrace or what expressions on her face indicate whatever feelings she had is, to me, pointless.

Its really hard for people with mental imbalances and below-average emotional intelligence to understand that people are not all evil and not all good. Jordan Sargent, we are all rooting for you in your continued fight against your obviously severe mental handicap.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

You have to hand it to Marshawn for telling it like it is. Passing him over isn’t a sound strategy.

That’s going to be a cool scar to show the sales pool once he graduates with that business degree. And then the used Hyundai lot. And then the Best Buy break room. And then his high school reunion. And then a new sales pool. And then the used Hyundai lot...

I crossed the rice mob once. Got mixed up in a turf war between “Uncle” Ben and the Roni family.

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

Come on now, Houston. Don’t you wish you had another ring? I know I do.