Sad...

It’s nice to see his manager pissed on his behalf.

He wasn’t wearing his designated positional vest, so they don’t know who he was.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Whoa whoa whoa whoa—isn’t somebody from the early 2000s Kings gonna call timeout on this??

Look, I don’t want to be one of those people who needs everything spelled out for them, but a mention that there is no shot clock (I assume?) might have been worth a sentence.

+1 Rocketman

As always, smiling and not sharing the rock.

Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.

“TL;DR”

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Enjoy your next 0-0 soccer tie.

This is becoming the equivalent of a “FIRST!” comment.

A few hundred feet inside the free throw line

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

The weirdest thing is that when I turned the closed captioning on, the only block of text that appeared was “Please don’t trade me”

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

this comment is an extremely artful humblebrag. bravo, sir.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.