Romo had a better game than Cam. Cam didn’t throw any TDs for the Panthers, but Romo threw 2.

Griffin was upset with Malone the whole game, but the final straw came when Malone said that the 2015 Kia Optima doesn’t get good gas mileage.

Given his troubles in the playoffs, the Titans and Browns would be perfect for him.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Watergate

Sounds like the kid has a future in the league office

This hypertexting is not elite.

Isn’t this joke played out yet? It almost makes me long for the fresh comical stylings of “Schiano Man” jokes.

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

[Russell Wilson immediately buys Ciara a Seahawks jersey, shirt, and hat]

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

He’s back there picking up all the punctuation you dropped on your mad dash to the moral high ground.

If the Army is paying this much for a flag ceremony, I’m terrified to think about what they pay for other shit. “Hey guys, why don’t you build a submarine for us and then we’ll also pay you to rent that submarine? And then you can fuck our wives. HERE’S FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS THANKS.”

Nicole was subsequently dumped because Lacob finally found the trophy-wife he had been looking for.

Fan: Hey Roger, show us a cool trick you can do with a racket!

“a Colorado Rockies hockey game”

Are you sure that puck didn’t hit you in the head?

What, you couldn’t go with the bigger picture?

“Who will replace you, Coach?”