You act like Chromecast, Apple TV, Smart Hub, smart TVs, and HDMI cables don’t exist.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

Well, they have a bye next week, but it’s Kirk Cousins, so he still may find a way.

Time to change their name to the San Francisco Third and Niners.

I feel like the Muscle Hamster is just spinning his wheel on this one

Patriots employees rate this effort at about a 5.

This joke was funny the first 50 times I saw it

You’re crazy.

It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

“See, now here’s a high character guy who is going to be great.”

If you listen to it, you discover they are speaking impaired.

Let there be Lite.

“Tits McGee”?

To be fair, I don’t want anyone with titties calling baseball games for me either, which is why I’m thrilled that Curt Schilling is still suspended.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Greg just called Colin Cowherd a “discarded foreskin.”

i’m not here to talk about traffic today, i’m here to talk about qualcomm.

It’s the team’s fault for scheduling mandatory workouts after the regular season is over. That’s when Mets players go golfing.

“This is getting posted somewhere, and you’re gonna look like a fuckin’ tool”