My cousin is a plumber and got called to a house that he figured out was Todd Haley’s to install a urinal in the master bathroom.

It was the Feds, not the boos.

“Neither can I.”

This is certainly terrible news...but we can’t lose sight of what’s really important: Did he have an account on Ashley Madison?

If you ask me, it’s pretty tasteless of that fan in the parking lot to reenact such a dark moment in Chiefs’ history.

He lost the earring in the fight after failing to take two steps and make a football move with it

Um...pretty sure that’s Dilma Rousseff, President of Brazil. It doesn’t take a sharpshooter’s eyes to see that.

You sure he isn’t just tweeting about the Deadspin comments section?

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

“+1” - Colin Cowherd

Dad: How was school today, son?

He’s just emphasizing the importance of a nuclear family.

“Good morning and welcome.”

Wilmer must’ve choked up on the bat

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

John Wall: [pops champagne]

Simmons, Olbermann, Cowherd - ESPN Departes

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

To make things worse, now Jim Carrey thinks he’s going to get autism.

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.