This is the car you and I “won”:

Proving once again that horse racing doesn’t have many stars, just a bunch of “glue guys”.

“We’re so angry that Steph Curry brought his insanely interesting daughter to the post game interview, thus making the story endlessly more popular and interesting. How are we supposed to ask canned questions about hustle and if he ‘played hard’ with a baby being adorable and interesting?!” -Sports Journalists

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

I like to think of this as a piece of performance art, called “The Inside Of Your Dad’s Brain.”

What idiot called it Bark at the Park instead of the Marge Schott Memorial Bring The Bitch Out To The Ballpark Day.

Tim Duncan rewound the TV and watched this 50 times.

Stupid non sports fans expecting normal programming on non sports channels.

What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.

[looks over visa]
[doesn’t recognize name]
[shrugs shoulders]

Must have been somebody charging the mound.

Well, fuck. Hopefully the real wreck goes better.

Imagine having the energy to give a fuck about this.

Yes he would and here are a bunch of out of context lines from “Casino” and “My Cousin Vinny” that explain why.

Unsure how to feel until Burenko has judged the writing and told me if it’s good or not.

“One dude should change his name to “Weber” since I just grilled him so hard.”

Somewhere Colin Cowherd is yelling at his cat about how real leaders don’t show off and look before assists.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.