Clearly the Jets wanted to see how well he fit in with the organization.

That is TWO TIME NBA CHAMPION Adam Morrison

So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.

No snark: LeBron shouldn't have bitched but Mr. Whammy sounds like a bona fide prick.

The last time a Nets "superfan" made deadspin, he died 11 days later. Can this 79 year old make it longer?

What an asshole.

your* so close...

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

Former? It looks like he's still on the cards to me.

Tim Breedlove, the accountant who sent the letter, confirmed that Smith planned these gifts out before his death. "It was his plan," Breedlove said over the phone.

Don't worry Nigel, you're not the first one to make that mistake. That's pretty much Mark Sanchez's go-to pick-up line at a Sweet 16.

Of course Belichick is in favor of more cameras on the field. Duh.

Not having a NFL employee penis in it is a weird feeling for King.

"I know you want to run with this one John, but I say we throw it back to the studio."

Racist? Come on, Samer. This dog doesn't even see color.

Like a trio of schoolchildren

Not a twitch. Perhaps I'm dead inside.

he was right on both accounts.

I eagerly await the publication of his memoir, Fuck: My Life.

I don't blame him. He's made a career of shrinking in the spotlight.