let's all go to starbucks to discuss this further.

"Guy with a father figure goes ten rows deep to make that play." — Cowherd

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

They probably told him that they wouldn't be serving crab legs at the pre-Draft buffet.

Kyrie is a great player because of season 3 Saved by the Bell. He is the AC Slater of the Cavs, because House and J-bug know Adam Carrolla is secretly the funniest man in Hollywood. No one denies this! I know this because my dad took me to see Larry Bird play. Real fans of Kevin McHale know what I mean.

But is she single?

Confusing list. I expected him to use bullets.

hey Martha , what do you think? Is the dress gold and whiiiiiiiiiii

No props for Derrick Rose? Dude's been playing the "me ow" game in interviews for years.

You could argue that his career needed one.

Its too bad they're not receiving 825,000,000. Maybe they'd buy you an editor. Jesus Christ.

I did this once playing boomerang golf. I thought it was a good idea at first, but then it hit me that it wasn't.

"Ouch. Who threw that?"

Decker, Harvin and now Marshall. The Jets haven't had that many mouths to feed since Antonio Cromartie was on the team.

portly Bulls fan

In some regards, he's still Head & Shoulders above others in the league.

Ray Allen may have found his perfect signing opportunity.

Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]

In Green's defense, it can be difficult to keep one's shit together while waiting for curry to pass.

All told, Laettner and Davis are now fending off lawsuits seeking repayment of loans worth about $30 million