I just came

Boy, if I had a dollar for each time I had to drag a goat someplace it didn’t want to go.

I’m sure that sicko Hank Algar is going to jack off looking at these pictures. Any picture of T Cruise is like porn for Hank. #teammrbo

A sharks skin is only smooth if you stroke it front to back, other wise it feels like sandpaper on your cock, everyone knows that. I learned the hard way. #teammrbo

This “stealthing” is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Why would you ever want to take the chance of knocking up some broad? This is why I always wear a condom, until the moment of climax. Then I pull out, throw the condom at the wall, and finish all over her face. Then I sit back and watch to make sure she…

These were supposed to be out October 2016. They will never be produced.

The only thing I know about Goop, is chicks love it all over their face. Thick, warm, loads of Goop.

Did anyone not know she was a carpet muncher before this?

I guess it’s going to be another long season.

I could care less about a second rate quarterback kneeling during the National Anthem. My problem is the media giving him his own camera every game. He’s kneeling? So what? A piece of garbage abandoned by his real parents and raised by white people protesting because he “Feels for the people” only because it is…

I get the feeling that Hernandez had an exceptionally small penis. Eat shit in hell fucker!

Why are you constantly peeping on me and my friends? Ass.

You cock!

I would love to see an uncensored video of that Asian chick sucking that cock. She looks like she really knows what she is doing.

Was there any ass licking, or farting?

I’m looking at how thick that chick is, and although I would plunge my tongue straight up her rear, in 10 years she will be begging dudes to grab that vag.

She should just shut up and show them big ol titties

Wow, I am never getting the time I just wasted reading this story back.

I came 7 times watching this.

More often than not, when I fart in my car, I refuse to open the windows. When I am alone.