I might flick boogers, but I never shit in a urinal. Unless you are talking about the urinal that is in a port-o-let. I love dropping a dook in there and then standing watch as some drunk chick singing “Pour some sugar on me” goes in there at Summerfest. I’m not saying I did it at Summerfest, or State Fair or…

On a serious note, don’t do stuff like this. I’m sure that dude will now say he was assaulted. When you see someone waving that flag around, simply walk up to them and congratulate them on their second place finish in the Civil War. 

I would finish right on that news bitches face and tits

Who is the chick in the black skirt. I would punish that vag.

I see like 3 white people in that picture. You just know their wallets are gone.

I’m getting one. My ass constantly stinks. I can’t even imagine what it must be like for those nursing students to be down there while they are giving me a lap dance. I wipe, but I just know there is residue down there.

I’m getting one. My ass constantly stinks. I can’t even imagine what it must be like for those nursing students to…

I hate that bear.

Unions had a purpose in the country, they are not needed anymore. Unions are part of the reason companies move to places like Mexico for cheaper labor. Why pay someone $30 per hour to stand and spot weld a car frame, when you can have a Mexican’t  do it for a fraction of that, and no benefits? There are enough laws…

Someone tell this dumb broad to shut up and go clean my shirts.

I can’t even tell you how many times I have fired off some knuckle children to the new fist lady already. It feels good to punish myself. How’s that for fake news?

I should have gone to this. Just act like you give a shit about women’s rights, and they would fall over each other to spend the night with you.

I can’t believe I got kicked of a “fake news” site, because I said I was happy we finally had a first lady I can beat off to.

Maybe it was the dumb installer. :) I do drink a lot.

Maybe it was the dumb installer. :) I do drink a lot.

I bought two of these, they do not work. They use a suction cup to hold the light inside the bowl. It falls off at the worst time. I had just dropped an adult dook, went to flush, and saw this thing resting, ever so gently, atop the tip of the log, which was sticking out of the water. The pleasure of the enormous…

I bought two of these, they do not work. They use a suction cup to hold the light inside the bowl. It falls off at…

Finally we are at the end of this DARK time in our country’s history.

I’ve been thinking about it. I would bang this chick.

The only thing good about Carl’s Jr. is beating off to the Hannah Davis commercials. Hardee’s has the greatest cinnamon and raisin biscuits ever.