All those female comics mentioned are not funny. Shouldn’t Ellen be on this list? , she can’t be short of a penny (and she can actually tell a joke).

These comedians make money by touring and selling tickets primarily. This reflects the fact that women comedians either don’t tour as much or can’t get people to buy tickets to see them perform at the same rate right? Who are we complaining about now? The general population for not demanding to see female comics and…

I like how you leave cat nip for the Deadspin comment section to earn some stars by dropping a completely unrelated, unnecessary Harden reference.

They need to hang that shot chart in every goddamn museum.

Well that and because Kevin Durant is a bitch. 

I dislike Harden as much as anyone, but people hate the warriors because Draymond kicks dicks.

The Warriors gleefully start perhaps the dirtiest player since Bill Laimbeer. Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

So he scored 32 points without any freethrows? Seems pretty good. He also posterized Gobert with a nasty dunk earlier in the game, but why show that when it goes against the narrative of an unathletic skirter of the rules?

Getting fouled and shooting free throws is part of the game. When assessing how good someone is we shouldn’t ignore it as a quality just because it upsets you. 

Josh, I know you’re just a freelancer, but Deadspin’s resident soccer expert would like a word with you.

““phone phreak”—a member of the community of proto-hackers who took control of phone systems, often through audio frequencies.”

The “Soccer style dive” definitely looks like he took a hard knee from Kuzma to the inner thight/leg around his knee as he tried to drive by, definitely a block. Those can hurt!

“I’d rather watch a shitty team lose”

As a bulls fan, I can’t begrudge a team for figuring out how to use their roster to win. I’d KILL to have the kind of talent they have on their team, or have a coach who can figure out how to use our team the way theirs can.

I can’t say that their plan of “give harden the ball and either he drives and dishes or he…

“figured an algorithm”? What’s wrong with that? Not everybody can be the Warriors and just bully teams into submission with 5 all-stars on the court. Competitive advantage is competitive advantage.

A friend spent a good 10 minutes lecturing me when she tried to draw me into an argument she was having with someone else over the song and I said I didn’t really have a strong feeling about the song one way or another.

Apparently, not having a strong opinion about this song is the same as not caring that people get…

No, it really isn’t complicated or worthwhile. It’s a colossal waste of time. It’s not about sexual assault, and it never was. Anyone who tells you they believe it was is lying for attention, or is very easily manipulated (and also likely illiterate). Pretending that this is some sort of somber discussion about a…

Clemens is 3rd all time in WAR, and 1st in the modern era trailing only Cy Young and Walter Johnson all time.

I’m not sure I understand why you don’t buy his explanation. “No challenges within the 2-minute-warning” has been a rule since the replay system was implemented, when he was still coaching the first time around. It’s been the rule through all the games he commented. If this were a Jim Schwartz “whoops I forgot scoring…