Giannis got away with throwing chicken wings at defenders all night.

This is what happens when the liberal demand for hate crimes far exceeds the actual supply of them.

“I would never be brave enough to do what Jussie did. He put his personal freedom at stake and shined a light into some dark corners that need cleaning. In a way, I’m proud of him. Because it doesn’t necessarily matter that this event didn’t happen. It matters that it could happen. That’s the real issue here. So good…

Well, it didn’t take long for his apologists to slither out into the light.

It’s OK, we’re not that interested.

How dare he carry things conveniently upon his back. 

THE SIGN SAYS 55, SO I’M DRIVING 55, JUST LIKE THE SEMI TRUCK NEXT TO ME IN THE RIGHT LANE.

who cares

\\ “To do that, I enlist the help of a technologist, Dhruv Mehrotra, who built me a custom VPN through which to route my internet requests. The VPN blocks any traffic to or from an IP address controlled by Amazon. “

Your poor husband. If this article is any indication, he has a valid point about your job.

That Ghostbusters reboot was baaaddddd.

I mean why wouldn’t I root for some dickbag on a super-successful team I don’t care for, it just makes sense.

You lost me at “I posted this the other day on Splinter.”

So is Kaepernick cool with the approx. 1400 black NFL players still collecting their paychecks? Or is he going to go on an RT binge with them too?

At least the Nats want to keep Harper. Neither of Machado’s previous two teams, the Dodgers and the Orioles, seem to show the slightest interest in signing him. Those two franchises are going to know better than anyone what his value to them is likely to be. It’s always worrying to me when a team doesn’t want its own…

When you’re in it for the money you need to get used to last place.

Part of the problem with Manny Machado is he is an asshole, and that was on full display in the playoffs.  So not only do you have to pay for the dude, you have to deal with his bush league behavior.  He’s the only player this offseason I really didn’t want the Brewers to consider.

No, this is bull and it shouldn’t count as a speed record. Air resistance is a core component of speed records. Removing the primary obstacle to the record makes the record worthless.

Acting morally superior by feigning offense at Family Guy has got to be the laziest shit I have ever seen, and I once served crushed Top Ramen as an appetizer.

You can replace most headlines written by the AVClub these days with:
“Failed TV Writer tries to Get Internet Mad at Working TV Writers”