Keeping a record of what an accurser says for proof of changes,which most often indicates lying, is not acting guilty. It’s smart, and the best defense you’ll have. 

The endless push for more minority representation is exhausting; there is simply no need for it.

Or how about jogging into first for a single on a ball hit off the wall in the motherfucking World Series?

I read your first sentence but then got stuck trying to figure out what “cow toeing” is and never finished.

I’ll keep it short unlike you...

“My wife uttered an audible “Whaaaattt the fuck” right as the ad was ending. She’s an immigrant”

dude thank you. Opposing illegal activities does not equal racism. 

This immigrant issue is pretty simple:

“Is it Scarpiello or Scallopini? Which is it? Monz, I want the one with the sausage. Wait a second. Monz, remember we went to that place? Remember the pasta with the sausage? Was that Scarpiello? In Astoria. It was bolognese? It wasn’t sausage? Ok. I’ll have the fish.”

So you’re the guy listening to this tripe. 

Hilarious.

I feel like I’ve seen too many of these because my mind can’t even see the illusion anymore, it just sees the flat piece of cardboard from the start.  

His arm was on the wall, so he was over the wall. What should the front row fans do, hold their hands up in the air and take it in the gut? NOT catch a clear HR because a player is going to dive in the stands?

Not much.

It’s crazy how quickly he was able to find a guy who looks that much like Raheem Sterling to shoot this fake video to exonerate himself.

This is serial killer behavior 

I have not been following this. Can someone please let me know which casting choices I should be outraged about?

Because you can’t culturally appropriate FICTIONAL fucking stories.

A funny angle Tyrone?  When you reverse, things come from behind you!

So basically you’d vote for the worst possible least qualified person if they said they were running for which ever political side you side with? Because thats pretty much what you just said.