Apparently, he can in fact dodge a truck.

Wow, I had no idea that Moya from Farscape was as big as the damn Battlestar Galactica. That's impressive.

Then, you sir, have never been on the receiving end of a Hot Carl.

What the hell Kinja? The target of this pic is the raccoon. Guy is so excited to be evil!

This guy right here wins. Everything.

Hmmm