While those are both exceptionally well written, cogent and rational pieces on INLAND EMPIRE they are both, unfortunately, more than a bit wrong. Well, not wrong, more so they're misguided. Or actually, they're mistaken, but mistaken exactly in the way that David Lynch expected his unique cinematic creation to be…

What a preposterously named character! And imagine you confounding the two of us?! How amusing. How droll. How dare you!

If you've spent any time in Philadelphia, especially those grimy gritty neighborhoods through which Davis Lynch cautiously prowled when he was a student at the Pennsylvania Academy of Fine Art, you'd understand implicitly and intimately exactly what inspired him to make Eraserhead. The city is certainly better than it…

If you saw the documentary made by the same director as this one about the making of INLAND EMPIRE you'd know that for his previous films David Lynch had completed scripts before he began shooting, but for INLAND EMPIRE he essentially shot the whole thing on the fly, writing dialog often on the day that he'd film it,…

Yeah, I've been hypnotized by that floor ever since. The amount of work he put into that one detail of one scene is bewildering.

She knew she was the major draw for much of the show's audience and so after a few years in 2005 she demanded more money and they fired her. Idiots! The unofficial story was that she was let go for improper behavior, that while onstage during an AIDs charity benefit she had shown her thong to the crowd and allowed men…

A friend lived in a townhouse in Philly that had the basement "done" by Trading Spaces a couple years before they'd bought it. The show had mounted a grid of 2 foot square shallow plywood boxes of varying depths on the far wall. It wasn't boxes that you could display things inside, just flat surfaces of shallow…

I only wished I coulda traded space with Paige's tight jeans. I was stupidly hypnotized by her pert derriere. I know, disgusting, right?

But no one is laughing!

That's by REO Speed Wagon, right?

Portability?

White Stripes. Killers, My Chemical Romance, My Morning Jacket… I could go on and on, but it's a silly discussion. So silly.

The Ig-Norant, more like. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Location, location, location. No wait, that's the 3 rules of a successful retail business. Bang, bang, bang! There, does that answer yo muthahfuckin question?

You've earned yourself one item from Chipotle.

The Showers were not working properly.

Classic Suge.

"Ima let you finish. But y'all should be inducting Beyonce. Beyonce had the best muthafuckin music, the best muthafuckin album, and the best muthafuckin video, of all time. Y'all is fucked!" *drops mic* - KW

Or, for that matter, near suspecting children.

Shouldn't they change the name already from the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame? Perhaps: An Odd Shaped Post Moderny Structure Warehousing an Increasingly Arbitrary and Pointless Assortment of Videos and Incidental Artifacts Once Belonging to or Associated with Various Musical Performers, all Selected by a Fickle, Irrational…