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"She's a terrific lady, so terrific, a real classy broad. She came onto me strong, very strong. I banged her." - DT

It looks like she's squeezing radioactive lemons in her crotch to make radioactive lemonade. Not really, but that's no more ridiculous than the mashugana story Katie cooked up.

Travolta picked Nic. That didn't help, did it.

I understand this poster is urinary tracking very well with pee fetish audiences.

Imagine the Power of the Human Imagination that can Imagine a Superhero Movie Poster Celebrating Superhero Super-Vag Power!

OK, nevermind.

I bet a lot of Self Titled Accent Connoisseurs THINK they're hearing an American accent when it's actually a Canadian* accent, or THINK they're hearing a British accent when it actually an Irish accent, or even an Aussie or Kiwi accent! Aha!!

Most Americans have an accent distinct to the region of the country where they grew up. And most Americans actually do not move around very often, and when they do it's usually not to different areas of the country, more locally, so they're not likely to lose their accents.

Oh fer fukes sake! It's as meaningless as is "average American" or "stereotypical American;" so widely varied as to be worthless in terms of particulars or specifics. Describe, if you will, the "American accent."

But the reality is that "British accent" is as meaningless as "American accent." Which American accent? Boston, Atlanta, New Orleans, Chicago, Oklahoma, South Jersey, South Central LA, any China Town… ?!

I've seen only half of the 1st episode and a tiny part of the 2nd, but I watched last night, because why not?!, and even though I had no clue what was going on or what anything meant it was a very fun and intriguing wild ride. Ima go back and watch all the other episodes, maybe even in the right order!

But ALL the mutherfuckerz are allowed to call you that.

Dy-no-MITE!

It's a shop where the customer slices off the exact amount they want from large wheels. It's called "You Cut the Cheese."

The extra e's are for eeeeek, it's a mouse!

Koozin Larree!

On a platter, under a dome: the Stolen Thunder Dome.

Sure, why not, no one else is using that name. Least of all… you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

I'm just here because it's so much fun being taking on a whirlwind ride through the vast expanse of Cyberspace to a new tab when I click on the comments button. Woo wee!

Getting people to read the paper is like getting your stubborn kid to eat his veggies. I found it effective to Candy Coat them and/or to Cattle Prod them, although, Candy Coating your little brat does get a bit messy.