lame!

I emailed my resume to that address and received a reply asking for me to specify the nature of the job I was seeking: hand, foot, blow or snow.

I'm Team Fresca!!

Oh, the HUMANITY!!!!

But perhaps while en route during one of your much loved and frequent Pub Crawls you'd be fortunate enough to happen upon Shia's sociopolitical artisticalistic performancey thingy? Of course you'd never actually intentionally seek it out, but motivated by 4 or 6 or 10 good pints there's no telling where you're likely…

Yes, that guitar solo was certainly, um, executed. Have you ever heard an actual real musical artist perform, spontaneously, naturally, unprompted by some preconceived, artificial, synthetic and less than clever motive? I think not. It's not yer fault, you can't be blamed for not having been exposed to real art.

Bleep bloop zorp, click clack zip zing, whizzle wuzzle wooo.

The power of a robust, potent, virile lexicon!!

Life is paradox…

I'm not a man. I'm a huMan. The nerve!

Their technical wizardry has enchanted, dazzled and hypnotized you to the point of complete and utter enslavement. Your mind is no longer your own and your heart has likewise been hijacked by the ever expanding insidious, nefarious, treacherous forces of commercial mediocrity. Your will is not your own. Muah ha ha…

Of fer fuck's fucking sake, it's all readily available on the interwebs and has been for many many months, which you'd know if you'd bothered to investigate or even casually search. Here's one single link that you can use to lead you to more sources. Yer velkum.

No, you've misconstrued the thesis of my mini rant. Allow me to clarify. Making "music" from bits & pieces of other people's music might be a clever and sly counter culture, status quo bucking gesture of defiance—and it certainly is!—but it's likewise an inferior and utterly subservient art form entirely dependent…

Coleman Hawkins, Sonny Rollins, or better yet, Bleeding Gums Murphy.

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Capitalization only impresses the person using it, and it mostly just annoys and bores everyone else. RANDOM CAPITALIZATION, erratic punctuation:—'-,?!; and inkomputant spelinq generally reveals a pitifully defective, profoundly deluded, and unattractively hostile psyche, but that's the baseline temperament of most…

You're entitled to be as delusional and ridiculous as your stunted intellect and cold black heart desires.

Ok, I'll keep it brief. You're a dumb dumb poopy head.

The REASON Hollywood liberals are so intolerant of right wing political ideas is that as creative artists who tend to be more in touch with their emotions and are relatively more empathetic to the pain and suffering of disenfranchised, oppressed and otherwise marginalized people the Hollywood community tends to reject…

You right wing loonies believe that Hillary was intent upon starting a war with Russia. Hillary understood that Putin is a thoroughly corrupt, and pathologically dangerous and determined autocrat ruthlessly exploiting his position to enrich himself at the expense of his country, but your defective failing minds…