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No, they were 2/3rds of a progressive hard rock power trio: Dole, Libby & Palmer.

Yeah, Bill & Hillary are more so a depraved white trash couple on a drug fueled cross country crime spree… No, no, I keed, I keed. They're actually much worse than that. Ha, gotchya!

Read it. Loved it. Live it!

Messed up?! Such vulgarity!!

You're fired!

He died while struggling with an unholy shit. He liked to swallow his gum.

The Banana Blooper one kills me. Also the Death Comes to the Warrior (Fish) – Correction

He's a rugged outdoorsman. "Ah! F…"

The best we can offer is you get to watch, but only if you're quiet and stay in your seat.

True, but when swallowed in sufficient quantities the consistency of chewing gum plays havoc with the digestive tract, not to mention the sheer lunacy of it.

Doc, show some compassion: euthanize him!

Remember way back when we all just deeply hated Sean Spicer for being a hostile prissy dick, before we also skeeved him for being a gum guzzling goon?

I'm just glad I don't have any kids that have to go through the public school system in the coming years once this demented whore freak has had a chance to inflict her chaos and mayhem. As if this country wasn't already being overwhelmed by ignorant oblivious deranged assholes (corporate criminals, reactionary goons,

Hey, where's Ron's donut shaped reception/information desk?!

Wait, so that's not a picture of Rami Malek in a scene from next season's Mr. Robot?! Aaawwww, whatta gip.

My women friends call me The Creamer. That is all…

I'm from South Jersey, born and raised, so I know what I'm talking about when I say that Kellyanne Conway really and truly is classic 100% pure undiluted South Jersey White Trash. She's actually quite well known in these parts, mostly for her notorious television appearances years ago before she was known to the

And you know there's gotta be a support group for Double Parental Homicide Survivors (DOHS!) who start every meeting with a medley of the murder scenes from all the Batman movies. Well, maybe not a support group. More of an avid enthusiast's club. I'd prolly go just for the excited discussions about revenge porn. And

Fish and bicycles. Tangerines and toenails… … … Mike and Ike!