I asked you not to repeat that joke, 99… … …

It's totes an aborsh.

The Hitachi is not a toy. It is intended for full time professional orgasm experts demanding the utmost performance and satisfaction from their industrial power tools.

And it really took off on it's extended wings.

Bloody 'ell.

He seems sincere, for a white picket fences kinda guy.

Your sarcastic indignation is perhaps well expressed, but I find your smug snideness rather distasteful and utterly off-putting. Utterly.

Yes, it IS complicated, and if you're inclined to such kinds of inquiry it leads to some very daunting, nebulous notions about the purpose and value of identifying anyone as a criminal. Aren't most antisocial behaviors—including everything from petty theft to more physically aggressive or violent actions—to a…

Yes, the unusual early warning system certainly fits in with the pedophile accusations, but that security arrangement could also have been a response to Jackson's perhaps justified fears and even paranoia about being killed by a deranged fan or non fan, or being abducted by someone hoping to hold him for ransom. He…

But The Beebs is harmless. He's actually in on the joke, to a considerable degree, of what a douche he is. His outrageous and radical acts of anti social rebellion include peeing in a janitors mop bucket, having a "high speed" 15 mph car race through his own neighborhood, and flinging eggs at his neighbor's door for…

Was Davis a child molester or a sexual predator?! I'd never read any such allegations, but then again I haven't been looking for any.

But not as bad as that John Mulaney Show. Bazzinga!

When a pair of strangers cum together!

Um, uh, no you can't? Aha, my defense is impregnable!

I think British or even non American actors don't quite grasp just how offensive Blackface or cross racial casting actually is to so many Americans, and especially to American "minorities." Perhaps Fiennes didn't become more aware of the possible inappropriateness of his choice till after the episode was filmed and…

Despite the smug, snippy tone of your indignant response, I kinda like the Tilda Swinton idea, mostly because I really like Tilda Swinton and she's just so great in everything she does. Also, BLACKFACE!!!

You're inexcusable!

Less fun affiliate of Sky Farts.

"Nor are they proficient in Cuneiform, the poor dullards!"

Yeah, it's as though NPR Pledge Drive just raped this comments section. Outrage…