*rifles through Jake's pockets, nabs his Orphan Annie Secret Decoder Ring, waits for next episode of Orphan Annie*

I understand Castro's beard is up for auction. It smells of Marxism, fine cigars, and Papaya Daiquiris.

I didn't have enough fucks to bother investigating… I'm only here for the vicious, subhuman political sniping… OK, you talked me into it. *now googling 'Kristin Davis Nude'* Wow! Actual photos and videos of Kristin Davis naked and doing sex stuff!! I may never leave the house ever again!

A&E - The Art of creating Entertainment.

I saw Kristin Davis totally nude in a sex scene once. I can't remember where it was, but it was kewl, kewl, kewl! Jealous?!

I ain't fakin my luv o' bacon!

Can't we just slip a teeny tiny camera into Lindsey's brain and watch the wacky wild "Movie" inside there live as it occurs? It could have it's own cable channel. And it's own PhD Psychiatrist narrating the zany surreal shenanigans.

Thanks you so very much for your extensive and well detailed list. I've been weening away from mushrooms for exactly the reasons you stated; the unpredictability of the experience based on the source and strain, as well as the stomach discomfort.

"Would you like some of this cheese? It's very hard to get."
"Of course it is, you have it all!"

Those who can't do teach. And those who can't teach critique so piously and… tediously! Ta da!

As my dear ol' Granpappy used to say "No balls, no babies." Man's gotta fight fer what he wants. Even if it means utterly destroying the object of his affection…

Hasn't a belief in Jesus and God adversely affected far too many tender, vulnerable psyches upon this increasing afflicted, imperiled, possibly doomed planet?! Yes, yes it has…

No, but I subscribe to his newsletter.

As far as you're able to discern, apparently. And evidently. And obviously. And sadly. And tediously…

"Great Bait, Mate." Do I have that right?

Synchronicity. And location.

The years following my father's death in October 2009 sucked a massive donkey dick. I wasn't particularly fond of him nor was I especially upset by his passing at 92 years of age, because he had been for me mostly a constant, tediously relentless source of unending humiliation and even contempt. He was an ignorant,…

Catered? Or did you do deli platters?

Trump! Is such a complete total dick, probably not actually responsible for this unfortunate medical crisis afflicting dearly beloved Carrie Fisher, but still he's a tremendously oblivious cretinous dick; an insensate dildo brained buffoon whose political existence only aggravates and antagonizes anyone who feels any…

It's beyond surreal, which is a psychological condition afflicting a growing majority of humanity whereby imagined reality takes predominance over empirically measured, factual truth. We're living in the realm of the delusional child, and soon it's going to all go "Pop!" like the delicate bubble it is…