Chunk Him Out! Chunk Him Out!! Chunk Him Out!!!

Yes, a turn across the train tracks…

I believe that, like the Moon Landing, Punkin Chunkin is fake, but maybe I'm wrong?

Funkin Punkin Chunkin.

Even small towns have enough town to have different parts of town. There's usually the good part of town, and then the part where the most poor and odd colored folk live.

Also, "Are you a boy?" and "Why are you nude from the waist down in public?!"

Is a big ol' bucket of deep fried kitten and puppy any good?!

To make Trump/Pence seem at least slightly warm and fuzzy by comparison.

The Great Pumpkin Uprising has commenced!!

We used to make tennis ball cannons out of soup cans with their lids and bottoms cut half off and duct taped together. We used isopropyl alcohol for fuel. The tennis ball could go as far as 300 yards. The best part was the sound it made upon ignition, an echoey foomping bang. {{{FOOMPOW!}}} They'd sometimes blow…

And when that orange monstrosity is released onto the population so irresponsibly, so tragically stupidly, we are all guaranteed serious head injuries, alas.

Maybe those people close to him are the ones off their meds!! It's all a hip hoppity hall of mirrors!

You're not thinking too deeply or too much about this show. On the contrary, you're thinking precisely as Esmail is hoping, and laboring brillianty to incite you to do. Pondering the multiple possible, seemingly contradictory readings of any of the details, events or even purpose of the show is just as much the…

I mean the real 'Murica, not America Light or America Caliente

She just wanted to change the channel…

Only in America!!

It's sad and even tragic that people should commit these kinds of frauds, seeking attention for themselves at the expense of important social issues. But I do sort of understand that the fear of what a Trump Presidency represents could impel certain people to act out so inappropriately.

And I won't sit for that joke!

They vandalized the facade of a very nice little Boutique.

Oh, nobody goes there. It's too crowded.