Imported workers, who were provided free shelter, meals, and job training.

The new D&G catalog arrived today and I see they're featuring their new Terrorist Duffel Bag. Comes in stylish Khaki and Muted Camo. $79.99

As a half Jew I've half forgiven Mel Gibson. But not Mel Blanc!

Revenge is best served cold, with a side of German potato salad and a nice Munich lager. Zee 4th Reich Vil Sune Rize!!

You misspelled woman. Yoink!

And crabs!

You do realize, don't you, that you didn't have to actually quote Xanderpuss's comment within your comment? You could have just pointed out that Xanderpuss's kind, noble words will be permanently preserved in The Eternal Cyber Cloud, just as will be your own inspired words as well as all other AV Clubber's superbly…

Which is why the Reaper usually wears rubbers… Remember when people called galoshes rubbers?! Remember when people wore galoshes?!! Remember when people weren't always asking you to remember dumb shit?!!!

But in terms of ironic snark humor other people's kids jokes are the crowning achievement, la pièce de résistance if you will, and even if you won't I'm still gonna insist that your new baby is such a liar, totally full of shit. Yoink!

The idea that a person can't be sad about the prospect of their own death makes most people sad. Paradox? No. Life.

Your unfortunate death will be handled in a way fitting of a commenter of such great class, dignity, grace, and stature and will surely be an appropriately somber response to a genuinely tragic event… for me to poop on!!

Again?!!

"I'm more concerned about what happens if someone needs to use the bathroom." in bed.

Two Cups, One Queen.

*a bald eagle in sunglasses begins to play "Wipeout" on a harmonica as an aging howler monkey shops for sexy lingerie*

He also gets a lifetime 10% discount at Walmart, so that's nice.

I know. I only cited Blake Shelton because I find him to be a reasonably amusing character who has a fairly well developed sense of ironic detachment which does at least tinge his otherwise mawkish ditties with what might fairly be perceived as an underlying self conscious awarenes; an attribute which is otherwise…

OK, how 'bout leadenly literal and blatantly pandering? Of course war is horrific and inflicts unimaginable suffering upon the families of the fallen, who didn't already know that? But that's almost besides the point. Almost.

Chucklefucks is a Clown who performs in pornos. For kids!

The dumbfuckers are voting for themselves.