Yeah, OK, that's reasonable. And they mate in a tumultuous orgiastic mountain of humping fur, to the sultry vocal stylings of Michael Bolton.

OK, so the tribbles ate all the grain, right? So, assuming they ate the grain as a source of energy and nutrition they must have digested it and, naturally, then excreted a tremendous quantity of tribble shit. Oh brother, that ship must stink like a Coachella Port-A-Potty!

All true, all pertinent, and all utterly irrelevant. Why? Because "knowing" when to act or not act is just as much an illusion—a false reality—as anything else we're witnessing on our glowing screens. You see, all of the characters populating this unusually self aware, ultra meta melodrama are inescapably imprisoned…

I guess Darlene kinda owed Cisco some consideration, you know, for wailing him with the bat.

All relationships, ultimately, are an intricate series of insincere negotiations, false promises, and even blatant deceptions—explicitly and implicitly evident—in varying degrees and ratios. But to attempt to reduce the profoundly primal, infinitely subtle and eternally mystifying process of seduction down to a…

As if their acerbic dry wit isn't enough of a weapon.

stopped reading your comment at wow. Yoink!

Oh, I'm not defending the movie, at all. I'm just trying to convince myself that I'm not an oblivious moron for not loving it as much as so many other people do, or for not even liking it. For me, it was a sad tedious experience.

1st Rule of Pickup Club: Be Brad Pitt
2nd Rule of Pickup Club: Troll for Brad Pitt's rejects

That was a really good comment, Dikachu, except for that one really stupid thing you just said. You know which thing I'm talking about, don't you? Of course you do, you're quite perceptive, for a dumb guy… Hey, it's working, Dikachu is irresistibly attracted to me. I'm gettin' me some face dik 2nite!

Conceptual stunts such as Snow Piercer are not meant to be carefully analyzed, deeply contemplated intellectual treatises, but rather are more so audio/visual spectacles which perhaps incite compelling, evocative stirrings of the imagination. The writer and possibly the director might be impressing themselves with…

"Alison Pill is Easy to Swallow" - Corny, but I'd read that article. Or even "Alison Pill Goes Down Easy" Ha!

Stopped reading the article as soon as I came across "Despite being almost seven months pregnant (and not having much time), she sat down with The A.V. Club…"

In New Jersey it's no longer the DMV, it's called the MVA, the Motor Vehicle Agency. I guess that means they've been granted Diplomatic Immunity, or Extra Prefered Parking, or Super Duper Casual Fridays with tube tops and open toed huaraches permitted?!

There was a dress?!

Or perhaps to encourage customer participation?!

It grows on you. I was not amused initially, but after catching a couple episodes that were better than others I began to warm to it, and now I really look forward to it's more direct, blunt and perverse humor.

Meth addict slut.

Tolerance of bigotry, racism or sexism in others is an equivalent offense against humanity and equally reprehensible. Oh wait, it's Ann Coulter? Nevermind.

And her queefs are not rose scented!