No question Barack Obama is the undisputed heavyweight champion coolest POTUS ever, and his summer playlist def supports that righteous claim. However his primitive, retrograde cigarette habit is totes uncool. It's just so 80's, bra.

I, too, am a beer snob and I skeeve pumpkin beer. However, if this year's Miss Pumpkin Patch should deign to queef in my limited edition 50th Anniversary Keith Richards First Heroin Overdose Commemorative stoneware stein I'd be totes kewl with that.

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Reunion Show Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint— it's *delicious*!
Jerry: That's true.
Kramer: A Reunion Show Mint is very refreshing!

These silly video games will be the death of us. Mark my words, Kyle, they'll be the death of us.

Now he's going to be starring in Unemployed Minds.

Apparently the money they offered him was peanuts. Airline peanuts.

It's a pentapod impersonating, badly, an octopus.

That was the 2nd best episode of Two Broke Girls. What was the best? The one when they shot each other in the throat with flaming crossbow arrows.

Seinfeld is still being produced, but only in the fractured, delirious mind of Elliot on Mr. Robot.

Nov 20, 2013. I just Googled it, but even this I may hallucinated.

They were on Getting Doug with High together. It was funny. I think.

Yes.

Hear hear! What noble defenders of Higher Consciousness we truly are, valiantly beating against the rising tide of oblivious slackjawed dullards.

Autumn Harvest Fest?

Nope, today's savvy sophisticated audiences demand more, um, unorthodox stories: Man Fucks, Marries, Cheats on, Gets Caught by, and Kills Wife-Dog as Well as Entire Litter of Puppy-Kids, then Dog Fucking-Self.

What's next, a horror film about a tornado ravaging a trailer park?

Eh, those variously proud parents are today all just happy to not have to take out 2nd and 3rd mortgages to afford the veritable mountain of electronic devices, gadgets, trinkets and accessories which they and their children so casually but rabidly demand. And with escalating college tuitions posing such a formidable…

Civilization has certainly always been corrupt and fractured—the unfortunate condition is the inspiration for and subject of nearly all the greatest works of art ever produced by humankind—but today the absolute and total domination of the various commercial media and their relentless ubiquitous presence in every…

No I'm not. I'm at the most appropriate and potentially receptive site possible. If anyone on this forsaken imperiled God's Green Earth is in a position to recognize the near seamless ubiquity of intoxicating, mesmerizing media in all its myriad variations it would be the astute and sage individuals who comprise the…

This episode totally rocked! The cheesy 80's sitcom style so perfectly satirizes the way our popular media saturated culture is so utterly detached from reality, how all of the audio/visual stimulation in which people ceaselessly, compulsively immerse themselves is so emphatically disconnected from the truth of our…