As a matter of fact I did read that article, but I was already familiar with James Callender and his role in Jefferson's campaign against Hamilton from having studied it in a journalism class in college. Nasty business, that.

We live in the what is largely an illusion of civilization where the ugly truth has merely been exported to poor nations around the globe. The domestic sweatshops and factories which relied upon what was essentially slave labor have been relocated to the 3rd world where working conditions are often shockingly barbaric…

How Kenya joke about such a deadly serious issue? Nairobeehave!

Someone should try to suction cup climb Trump's rapidly rising, towering insanity.

And what of Lamarck?!

The details of the history of Big Media's rise to prominence are perhaps of interest to students of fascism but are now perhaps irrelevant. What is of relevance is the nefarious role that the media conglomerates now play in the distorted, warped iteration of democracy which prevails today. We're being utterly…

Is it an insult or a compliment to say someone is a hermaphrodite? Possibly a rhetorical question…

C'mon, Darwinist notions of survival of the fittest shouldn't be such an outrageously inconceivable philosophy to you. The strong survive while the inadequately adapted perish…

You could have stopped Him. You could have been that mythological time traveler who murdered Hitler before he began his reign of horror. You could have been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what you are…

The New World Order will not be denied. Resistance is futile. Prepare yourselves for the Apocalypse, you assholes….

The only toss up I would possibly tolerate is when I'm bouncing on the diving board and my balls are likewise being gravity defiant and then, ultimately, succumbing to the inexorable whims of natural law.

Life goes better with a chipped tooth!

I took a total shot in the dark on that one. Whew!

Hate is a bit strong of a reaction, as well as being counter productive. It's much more appropriate and useful to describe your experience of The Rock and his politically incorrect epithets as "violating your safe space."

He's barely a shadow of his former self.

Pussy is actually a diminutive form of Pusillanimous—cowardly—but over time has incorrectly come to be thought to refer to the female genitalia. Besides, being a vagina, in my book, is hardly an insult. It's one amazingly versatile, powerful organ, enviably so. I would hope to possess the fortitude of a pussy. A dick,…

Cool words, bro!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of Tyrese's Taffy Ass?

18 Candy Ass Hollywood Actors. You Won't Believe #7-11!

I thought calling another dude a Candy Ass was a high compliment, of course in a blatantly homoerotic way.