A fair and reasonable test.

The only comically absurd character they want on the podium is, you guessed it, Frank Stallone!

They've all got large, erect ejaculating penis on the mind. And lips.

Reverse White Guy Sandwich: Juan Williams sitting at the Fox News Desk. Hi-yoooooo!

No, Pepsi Clear is triple urinated Coke spiced with Wolfsbane and perfumed with Wolverine scent gland extract.

Well, you did it. Tsk, tsk…

With airbrushed bathing suits!

Or nifty racing stripes!

It's the same premise for Cart Racing where presumably identically prepared race cars are pitted against one another to determine in a more accurate and equitable way who is the better driver. In the case of presumably identical robots the critical distinguishing aspect seems to be a more undefined, vague and sinister…

Well, certainly not you, at least not for his grammatical inspiration. Ending a sentence on a preposition?!! Such immoral barbarism.

I would lay off the Jagermeister and Ayawaska cocktails so close to bedtime, if I were you. And I was you, but that's a tale for another dream…

Space-Time isn't so much a continuum as it is a chronic recurring condition, like a persistent hacking cough, or terminal hiccups. For example, this comment is just now reaching you from a full calendar year in the past. Not yours or my past, but somebody's past. I'm guessing an apprentice wizard or maybe a drunken,…

That was Kool.

*pulls back a bloody stump, not mine, but one I carry in my pocket for just such an emergency*

I more than half hoped it would end with Mayor McCheese sprawled on the floor of his luxurious Bel Air estate foyer in a near stupor, shakily propped on one elbow and struggling to keep a sloppy Big Mac from falling onto the ground in pieces at which he clumsily claws and shovels towards his incoherent, slow motion…

Hungry enough… to share a breast, or a leg?

And the stunt doubles also pose as them when the actual actresses need to face charges in Federal Court for causing such savagely fierce chaos and mayhem on so many internet chat threads, for their heinous and unforgivable crime of not being male.

I don't follow what you're saying. Are you upset that gay and transgender people who are bigoted aren't being brought to task for their judgemental beliefs and behavior? So, you're pissed that intolerant and prejudiced gays and transgenders are given a pass by the straight world… Is that it? Really?!!

He needs to update the aluminum foil inside his hat. The secret government/space alien mind reading rays are getting into his skull paste.

Ant-Christ will lead his colony to the picnic crumbs of salvation!