Yes, I believe cadmium, lead, mercury and arsenic poisoning are a growing societal health concern. Manganese, chromium, cobalt, nickel, copper, zinc, selenium, silver, antimony and thallium, however, are essential minerals for a strong and properly functioning body.

The show is about people who are too old to give two fucks about the base concept, or about anything else, other than their own animalistic needs and comfort. Yoink!

The job offers are coming from inside the house!!

Ya know what drives me nuts about those funny videos, and that was a very funny video, by the way. OK, I'll tell ya. When it's over and Youtube loads up a couple more sample funny videos one of them is always of that completely unfunny, pathetically stupid John Byner show from a million years ago. Those unfunny,…

I first thought it was a Funny or Die video and the bald dude's head was gonna suddenly explode. DISAPPOINTED!!

Q. Do ex Mythbusters blow up like overripe pumpkins?
A. Myth confirmed!

Ex brother-in-law… Did you bury his remains, or just let the passing cars grind his exploded charred carcass into the road surface?

Yeah, Andy Richter was weighing himself at just that precise moment of the explosion, and the scale's needle actually twitched just a hair over 300 lbs.*

Dear US Government, please stop discouraging cretins, dullards and spazzes from blowing themselves up with fireworks, or for that matter with anything else. Their spectacular demises are a vital—and much appreciated!—aspect of the sublimely artful & noble justice that is natural selection. Kapow!! It's the sound of…

Yes, they're a bunch…

Yes, but the comedic aspect of the film would be enhanced by their extremely advanced ages—near decrepitude!

He's a born again virgin. And again, and again, and again…

Watchmen was extremely grimdark, but I thought that's what made it fun, whereas Batman vs. Superman was grimdark but mostly tedious. So there ya go.

Yes, her looks can disrupt highway traffic. But then again, so can a possum's.

That's his "old neighborhood, street tough, man of the people" dialect.

"Too visual to work well in prose" perfectly describes my sexual technique. Wocka wocka.

Margot Robbie is in a new film called Bad Monkeys…
Monkeys, when not inhabiting barrels, travel in troops…
The troops are deployed in hostile territories around the globe…
The globe is a representation of the planet Earth, in miniature…
Miniature horses are called ponies…
Melania Trump's "speech" plagiarized My Little Pony…
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Or a mole person. Get it? A mole person is a bore-ing person! Aaaaaaaahhhh, the frivolity.

Yes, we are stuck between a bloated orange cock and a strapon hardon in a pantsuit.

You realize, don't you, that you've just described the pitifully ugly truth of all religious thought. Especially YOURS!! Hee hee..