Nevah mind.

He means other than with your hand. Ha! See what I did there?!

But it's the little, tiny, puny, ridiculously miniscule differences which add up, over the days, over the months, and years, and even decades, perhaps unnoticingly, but inexorably, and eventually after their escalating accumulations geometrically expands to comprise an entity of galactic proportions it then begins,…

Some jokes are worth repeating. And stealing!

Oh, behaaave.*

Oh boy, now we're into it!

Ya know, the boy does have a point. Oh sure, it's the point atop his gleaming dome of a skull, but a point, none the less.

The Felchelor?!

As a gay guy, do you think gays are fairly represented in video games? (I'm trying to start a silly war with that emotionally crippled, mentally stunted Video Game crowd. Please play along, it could be fun!)

Oh, that is gritty humor.

When Lance Bass was on Dancing With The Stars they made him dance with a woman. That was soooo silly. He should've been allowed to dance with a man. A man in a skimpy dress, of course, but definitely a man. Or a man in a panda suit. Furries Forevah!

You, sir, have meddled with the wrong monkey! Prepare to be shown the business end of a sharp witted, well composed response… um, as soon as I can think of one. In the meantime, though, you should hold your breath.

Preposterous!!

Semi-success, however, is a three faced sinister chimera, feasting upon the tender, vulnerable souls of innocent unwitting naifs. Muahaha…

He never had Richard Lewis' musical, rhythmic, jazzy kind of delivery which helps a lot to make his emphatically stressed, almost hysterical self obsession more palatable. Marc's delivery is decidedly prose in form and more conversational, but it's sometimes a conversation of which you're not exactly thrilled to be a…

Jumbo shrimp!?

It definitely is pathos drenched comedy, but if you binge watch it 4 or 5 episodes at a time as I do the feeling which then becomes most predominant is simple absurdity. The cloying depressive pathos gives way to a genuinely hysterical silliness. Or silly hysterics.

As far as complexes go, Marc's is rather uncomplicated. He has a simple complex.

I usually like to get a bit ostensible before I do a garage interview.

Laverne & Maron, Wednesdays at 8:30 on ABC!