Yes, unfortunately it seems that "looking" too intently for that elusive little "way in" only renders it that much more undetectable. It's a real motherfucker of a quandary, this bizarre cinematic contraption that Lynch has contrived. I'm beginning to suspect he doesn't really want anyone to actually gain entrance and…

Yes, it certainly is "neat."

I was going to refer to this peculiar TV program as a sly and somewhat sarcastic homage to the film Fight Club which so clearly is its inspiration, but homage is simply too gentle and unironic a term to capture the full richness and sublime subtlety of the vicious game that this TV show is playing with its audience. Mr…

If this is just a prank, a goof on the audience—on us—it's very good.
And if it's not, it's even better!

Jesus, whatta dick.

One Hundred Years of Spikes in Your Hand

Oh sure, people are despicable monsters. And those are the good ones!

You could just license "Taurus" for a fraction of that, and no one would know the difference!

Apparently, all that glitters, or plagiarizes, isn't gold.

It would surely only confirm that we're suffering a complete and total Communication Breakdown.

Don't let the In Door hit you in the ass on your way Out.

Your uncompromising, laboriously precise factuality has been noted. As you were, private… Um, sorry. I'm watching the Mr. Robot marathon and my mood has become severely bleak and austere.

It's also closer to 2.3 US Grizzly Bears, but I round down, on account of the Aussies I deal with generally aren't especially excited about having to lug around three tenths of a crudely butchered, decomposing, rotting, wretched Grizzly carcass while on business or vacationing in the US. Surprisingly temperamental…

I love the "Holy Crap. Lions! Tours" bus… Hey, wait a minute! Tigers in Kenya?! Dat ain't rite. Ain't rite at all.

It's interesting that you would mention that extremely peculiar oddity of contemporary mainstream TV, Two Broke Girls. I just had a discussion with someone where I reasoned that as fucking horrible as that show is—Jesus Christ, it's just pure undiluted shit!—I suspect that at a certain level it's actually a very sly…

You've Ska-rcely Ska-ratched the Ska-rface. OK, that last one's a bit rickety, but 666% is a formidable batting average. And Ska-ry!

Seriously? What about droids? Can you have a droid assist you?

Pairs well? Is that a reference to my breasts?! The nerve!

Naw, a civil war should only be fought over pointless important shit, such as the right to wear mutton chops, or to spit chawed tobacco on a stray dog.

Actually, even THAT is something of a bigoted statement, because Trans Franchise insemination has been a reality for quite a while now, dating all the way back to September 28th of 2014 with the historically significant landmark crossover episode of Family Guy who when their car broke down in Springfield stayed with…