Simon's reasoning sounds to me a bit like an inadvertent apology for the original Star Trek franchise not yet featuring a gay character. Simon almost wants to rewrite history, nearly declaring that Star Trek has always included and embraced LGBTQ characters, but that's absolutely not true. There may have been slight,…

You coulda just peed yourself. It's what I do.

And I want a pool shaped ass. Between the two of us I think we can work something out.

I hear ya, but you do realize, don't you, that nearly every single word in the English lexicon could and probably has been repurposed for less than noble intentions. Consider how any word is so easily used to refer to breasts. For example: Nice apples! What could be more wholesome and pure than an apple, but just look…

They think the entire planet has night at the same time, because the Sun turns itself off until morning.

Tip… just the tip… tip your waitstaff… tip of the mornin' to ya… tippsy turvey… Nope, I got nuthin'.

"The National Anthem" is as good a place to start as any. It's one of my favs.

Can you believe how few people know of or have even heard the amazing music of Alice Coltrane? What a world…

Which one is the Radio Head?

I didn't punch anybody!

I occasionally encounter the insult on Youtube comments and on Twitter where people seem to be less concerned about being decent humans.

You, uh, you don't spend much time on the internet, do ya?

As read by Oprah. On helium.

Jessica Williams must play Riri in the films!

I only know the exchange rate for animals larger than a toaster. All animals smaller than a toaster I like to cook in the toaster.

Fox.

I mostly agree with you, mostly. But I have absolutely no problem with people mocking, ridiculing or spitting on someone's name even on the occasion of that person's death. People's opinion are no more offensive or harmful to a dead person than they are to a living person. I understand your concern perhaps is for the…

My brother's living room is actually quite attractive and comfortable, even though he and his wife are devoted Fox News fans. It's tragic but he's family. What Kenya* do?!

Grinders. It's a very special kinda hero. Baked in an oven!

Or 'personal hygiene.'