Well, maybe in the most broad, crass and crude terms the people coming to America today might be considered tribal hordes, but they're no more barbaric or primitive than the average US citizen. Just because you may have attended college, or perhaps even an elite university doesn't forgive you of the crime—and sin!—of…

This is certainly sad news, I really don't think I can take many more of these terrible notices. I'm so thankful and saved from oblivion knowing that at least the most creatively gifted, sublimely talented musical genius on the face of the planet is still with us and producing extraordinary musical wonders and likely…

Awesome! Thanks.

Could you please speak up, I can't ear you.

My favorite elision interjection? Sunovamotherfuckingoddamlousypieceofworthleshitbaglicking-cocksuckingwhoreratbastardassholedouchenozzlepoopypants!

No shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More like a hoops-depositing diplomat. Shaq can't shoot!

Oh, I thought it said SEAN O'Neal was going to Cuba. But this is nice news, too.

Oh gawd, I really hope Whitney's estate is auctioning off the rights to her trademarked signature phrase, "Crack is Whack!™"

A Dilbert fan. Well, that explains that.

That's the hillbilly on the porch with the shotgun. I actually can't tell if it's a man or a woman. Or a human.

You begin with an arguably accurate statement about the inherent unavoidable limits of the Western—and now global—economic model, and then follow that with an equally likely, and grim prognosis for our future concerning climate change, but you then take a severe hard right into the realm of neo fascist paranoid driven…

Ha!*

"There's nary a man alive can outrun a greased Scotland!"

*Instantly shot dead, mistaken for immigrant intruder*

Beat it to death. Beat it death with its own Callaway!

Ah luvs me Paki!

Damn Eurotrash and your trendy hats.

Because madness and mayhem will rule the day!!! And 2/3rds of the night.

{deathly silence}