Face to face with the professor, no kissing.

Mmmm, Galactic Goo.

That stinky old hole of a school?!

Ew, you fuck your mother with that dick?*

And Kardashian family reunions!

I prefer to use the generic facial tissues…

Mine's more of a Rancid Bleach stench, as long as we're sharing.

Aha, I commandeered the master bedroom suite. Mom now occupies the former sitting room/guest bedroom, and she's lucky to have that.

In all fairness, Drew Carey accounts for 88% of Cleveland's Pornhub use. The other 12%? Even split with Tom Hanks and Chrissie Hynde. Hey, don't get mad at me, I just report the facts. The disgusting, horrible facts.

The matching bed skirt is on my wishlist.

The myth of creativity and mental illness? It's only a myth in the sense that artists of mediocre creativity might not necessarily suffer mental illness, but the most creative and noted artists in history have very often been stricken with various emotional and psychological afflictions. Many if not most great writers…

Literally.

No, no, don't change the subject. We're talking about shitty things that you enjoy.

Wait, what? Who said that?!

I am Dick Cheney. Muwahaha…*sulphur and shit odor fills the air. It's Cheney's new fashion fragrance for Neo-Con's and white collar cons: Beezlebub.*

I.P. Sitting.

It's more like Trump broke them and now he owns them.

You woke up this morning? Brag much?

No, you're speaking from a position of considerable misconception. Having worked with and observed mentally ill people of various afflictions as a former employee of a mental health facility I can tell you unequivocally that mental illnesses takes many, many different forms with many different levels and many…

Dolts are the lifeblood of the consumerist economy. And also the fanatical viewers of Game of Thrones. That's a Bingo!