1997? Who doesn't remember that smash hit from 1997, "I'll Be Missing You" by Puff Daddy and Faith Evans? Yeah, you read that right, Puff Daddy and Faith Evans!!!

My alien intruder is getting out of hand.

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..::Board is right. Bored is rite, bøaAred iz rytE::..
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Shhhh, I'm contemplating the profound and resonant significance of dragons, and bewbs.

Shitty pop rock is a helluva drug.

Stupid show gawked at by simple minded tedious dullards, is what I'd say if I gave a fuck.

U2-Y

Kewl.

Oh. Nevermind.

STUPID.

Her ass broke my checkbook.

I was gonna say "foots."

You keep squinting and you won't see that boomerang spinning right at your skull. Duck!

Why aren't sum o' deez rappers sued by humanity in general, because misogynists? And shitty?!

Yeah, I heard that, too, but the version I know involved Betty White and Emmanuel Lewis. And meth.

Yeah, the "chex" just sold me on the whole stupid bit. It's totes random.

I admire your go-against-the-graininess. Blaze on, valiant rebel!

I loved the way he said "Keptin" for captain. He was one of the very best parts of those movies. Dammit is right.

Yep, it is all about you!

N: "Hello, Barney."
B: "Hello, Newman. Whatta you want?"
N: "I just needed to prove to this old English guy that I could clone you."
B: "OK, you proved it. Now get the hell out of my apartment."
N: "Alright, I'm leaving… Hey! Is that a Drake's Coffee Cake?!!"
B: "Yeah, it's the Big one!"
N: "Um, could I maybe have just a…