There absolutely are definite and real benefit to performing many of the rituals associated with religious beliefs, such as prayer which acts to focus and concentrate the mind upon a particular thought or idea which then, presumably, aids in more successfully performing a particular task or series of tasks or with…

Dude, you eat one bad shrimp and not only are you dead but your whole family, who are depending on you for their survival, are now in danger of perishing, which puts a huge—and unwanted—burden upon the larger community to support them. That's why shellfish and such aren't Kosher for the Jews - they don't want the…

Ah, the ol' "just the tip" defense. Guilt by the inch, as it were.

Obviously, Dennis is smearing his own magical shit on a picture window. How do you create your Barneys?!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… Whoa. Hold on, there. You're sayin' Barney… is… a… … … dinosaur?!… Get outta here!

No, that is a thoroughly inadequate and almost irrelevant description of what a religion is and how it functions within a society, and more importantly, how it functions within the individual. Religion is much more intimate and personal than a "philosophy" and is deeply rooted in the most fundamental and even…

I know it might semen that way, but no, I had no Sexpectations. Hey, wanna see my Ankylosaurus (Stiff Lizard)? Ankylosaurus - look it up!!

What happened to the final panel where they all have hot and horny Dinosex?! Watta gip.

And his chubby son, Channing Tater Tot. He's no small fry.

It can be… both things! And neither!!

Not so slowly The AV Club turned, click by click, brick by brick, into the shabbily assembled, tottering LEGO toy of online media publications, forevermore.

Superb idea! I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a cheeseburger today.

It's SUPER Awesome!!! *gunshot* *thud* *silence…*

Rosebud was her dildo.

Can't reply, watching LEGO Movie promos.

And lesbians.

Your reply has left me empty, alas, utterly bereft of content, vacuous and echoing with a desperate longing for some yet unnamed emotion…

And she'll scream at them the "M" word - "Misogynist! You're a Misogynist!"

I think Amy should follow the example Louis C.K. and take as much time as she needs to write and improve her scripts until she's satisfied with them, and then produce them. She's prolly been stretched too thin for that last year or more with all her projects, and even if she enjoyed being stretched too thin it really…

You prefer to do your beating on people with pipes while drunk? Yeah, me too!