Delly: Oy, look at the buns on that one, mate!

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

“I don’t understand why Cleveland wants a ring so bad. This court has 2 basketball rings already!” - Ted Cruz

Why did they cut it off before Putin comes up for air? smdh

Roger Goodell: [is constantly abused by fans of other 31 NFL teams]

Howard Ends, Ranked

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

“If you’re dating a woman that’s way out of your league, keep her away from Golden Tate.”

If Tim and David did a movie together it wouldn’t be a buddy cop movie, but rather a film about two City Inspectors enforcing zoning codes and building regulations.

I’m basing that mainly on his run in Tampa Bay, where he consistently won 90-plus games in the AL East with low payrolls and teams that didn’t always look that great on paper in part because he had more effect on the game as played on the field than any manager since Tony La Russa.

Joe Maddon, the best manager of his generation

My contribution.

Why not just get Pullman Lynch instead? It’s not like anyone can even keep straight which is which.

Blink-182 had the same problem, if I remember correctly.

Boy, this bit sure got tired fast!

Craig MacTavish

Miller’s response was much better than that of the Tennessee mother who, on seeing the picture, claimed Newton got her wet.

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.