mrbeakie
MrBeakie
mrbeakie

All the peanut butter!

“I guess we’ll come out wearing dresses tomorrow.”

“Unclear if that total included this girl, who has an awful lot of blood on her hand.”

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

They’re 19 year old kids who witnessed a ferocious dunk in probably the biggest game they’ve ever played. Why do you care?

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Lagunitas Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’

Dinger-socking contest? Looks like a case for... Chris Paul!

Not since the Spanish Armada has Drake inspired such fear in an opponent.

I know people are reveling in his failures and frustrated with his missed opportunities. But I think it’s pretty clear he has a substance abuse problem. And while it’s easy to shake your head in disgust at him, the guy is emotionally messed up. He’s probably not a bad guy but through some course of action (re:

I would have no issues with the guy who holds the Make-a-Wish foundation record running for president.

with six more inches and with more finesse